The ultimate plan.

So, my dad read my post about Physical Education, and how I am bad at sports. He told me about how if a ball was coming at him, he would cover his head, and that way he would never get hit. He also told me he got picked last a lot.

So, I told him my strategy for being good at softball.

See, when we train for softball, we play a game called over the line. There are two lines and the person batting tries to hit the ball over the line to get points. There are two outfielders, one stands on the line blocking the one point zone, and the other stands in the line blocking the two point zone.


So, here's my brilliant strategy:

Most people want to be at the two point line because then if the ball comes really fast the person at the one point line gets hit, not them. So, my team-mate always "calls dibs" on the two point line. but I've realized, that if I use all the skills I posses (which are few, I assure you) I can win at this game.


See? Because the people at bat always nail the people at the one point line, and the people at the one point are expected to catch the ball (which I am incapable of). So, If I jump out of the way at just the right time, the person behind me gets hit, and I am safe.

What future?

Future is a fun word to spell because it has two U's in it. but that's beside the point.

The point is we are supposed to start thinking about college and our futures. I would really like to go to UCLA, because of it's film school. During the summers I would intern at places that shot movies and worked with film. I would make friends and people would realize how awesome I am at film, and then I would have lots of job opertunities when I left college.

Although, in case that dream doesn't happen I would also like to master in Psychology, writing and literature, or visual preforming arts. In case I can't do that either, I would want to work at the grocery store. And, if that doesn't work out, I'll be a hobo.
But, if being a hobo doesn't work, I GUESS I could comprimise my self-worth and go work at McDonalds. Imagine me, being around all the meat. Hideous.
Don't get me wrong, I used to go to Micky D's a lot when I was younger because the toys were awesome, but now that I've become a vegetarian and they don't have ANYTHING for vegetarians there. Nothing.
And they have no enchiladas. What a joke of a restaurant.

I'm a mac. But that's beside the point.

So I was blogging (well, trying to, anyway) when my cat starts MEOWING. She won't stop, because she really wants my attention, and she wants me to pet her.
So, I decide I better just pet her to make her happy so she'll be quiet. So, I put down my laptop and lean over, then i realize she's about five inches out of my reach. I start saying "here kitty... here kitty kitty... come here..." but she just stares at me like Me? Move? Yea right. I'm the cat. Your the human. Now, get up off your lazy butt and pet me.


So, I eventually get up, put down my blogging, and pet my cat. When I pet her she purrs for almost 3 seconds, then gets up and walks away. So much for that.

On a completely unrelated note...

ENCHILADAS ARE THE BEST FOOD EVER.
end of discussion.

(Yes friends, there is such a thing as Vegetarian enchiladas. Google it.)

Being positive pays off

REMEMBER MY POSITIVE POST YESTERDAY?
Well, good things happen to positive people. Because today I was trying to find some jeans to wear and i decided to re-wear these shorts even though they had been in the hamper, and when I put them on and I felt something in the pocket and guess what it was? SIX DOLLARS!

That's right. Be positive. Good things will happen in your shorts. (THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!)

On another not so fantastically enthusiasticness worthy note, my neighbors are annoying me yet again.

They were blasting music through their speakers. Their speakers were on their driveway. The speakers are pointed at my house. First they were playing rap music, and then they were playing country. When will this end?!?! (Hopefully it ends before I end up in therapy from this music.)


They're house is a rental so they could move away any day. Hopefully that day is tomorrow.

Thanks for making my day

Being positive is very good for you, so today I am going to be positive.

I like it when the person who always thinks they're so good at a game, misses.

I like it when tall girls and short boys date.

I like it when my yogurt separates and I get to stir it up, myself.

I like it when my neighbors fall off their bike while trying to go up ramps.

I like it when people say something awkward and don't realize it for like, 2 seconds.

I like it when everyone dances, and the people who are "Too cool to care" look like losers for not dancing.

I like it when my favorite song comes on the radio. On that note, I like it when I sing along to something, and someone tells me my singing sounds good. I sing the ABC's to one of the kids I babysit, and she always claps and says to sing more.
I like it when my grammar teacher uses incorrect grammar and i get to point it out.

Physical Education.

So in PE lately we've been playing softball, which of course (like many sports), I am incapable of playing.




So it's been difficult. I've hit a few balls that have rolled on the ground, but other then that, not much. One time i did hit a home run.


Well, almost anyway.



I guess there are some pluses to the softball being softer then a baseball, and smaller (therefore it is easier to avoid when it hurtles toward your head), because I'm not all that coordinated.

History

So, in history we are learning lots and lots of things. For example, this year we are covering world war 1 and 2. World war two has the Holocaust, which is probably one of my favorite things to learn about. Not just because I'm Jewish, but because there is so much good literature and stuff written about it, and its super interesting. But as of right now, we are learning about "Early Explorers."

If it's not beyond obvious, this is a SUPER BORING subject.


I don't see how this will ever help us in life. For example, If I were to be in a burning building, and I suddenly yelled out "COLUMBUS SAILED OVER TO AMERICA IN 1492!" I would probably inhale a lot of smoke and die. But if I used some other helpful subject like Science to figure out that water puts out fire, or Math to calculate if I could make it if I jumped out of the window to safety, or English so that I could read the sign that said "Fire Escape" or PE to run out of the building, etc. I cannot see a time i would ever need history, except if I became a history teacher, or a historian. I do not think I will be either of those, though.

Science may help me in a burning building, but I don't really care about the moon and stars and stuff, which is what we're learning about right now. Although my science class is kinda fun.

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Even better, my lab partner has a British Accent, so when he gets mad at me for messing up his experiments, he gets mad IN A BRITISH ACCENT.