The dating game.

So essentially all of my friends are/have been dating someone.

And all they wanna do is tell me about how great their girlfriend/boyfriend is, while I'm over here in lonely town, population: 1.

I get it. Your girlfriend is pretty, and your boyfriend is funny. You can be quiet now.

Anyways, recently one of my friend's relationships went downhill. She wanted to break up with him, but she wasn't sure how. She's really shy and nervous, so it went down something like this:

Basically she couldn't bring herself to say that is wasn't working out, because she didn't want to hurt his feelings.

So, she went with the first thing that popped into her head.

In some alternate universe that might of made him feel better than her just breaking up with him, but not this one. Telling a guy he turned you into a lesbian isn't exactly the most face-saving way to go.

Luckily I was lurking in the shadows when this happened because she had asked me to come along earlier in case she started crying or something. Also, I'm just great at lurking.

So, overhearing the awful mistake my friend made, I ran up and proceded to break up with her boyfriend for her.

I basically gave him to old, "She feels uncomfortable with this relationship... blah blah... she thinks it's time you both moved on...blah blah blah... she's feels this is moving too fast... blah."

I also made sure to mention that she is, in fact, not a lesbian and just a coward but that didn't stop him from spreading rumors that she is a lesbian.

I can't say she didn't deserve it.

THIS terrible problem of mine.

I have this terrible problem where sometimes I like to start things and then not finish or continue them. BUT I'm back. For now anyway. So, my 4 followers and 850+ page viewers, REJOICE.

I'm really just lonely

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